Hi I'm Courtney, and you must be lost

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

(via bradmajors)

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I don’t know how to describe this mood but I think it’s good

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marshmallowhaunter:

Let’s all play “Let’s look for weird names in the credits while we wait for the marvel movie to end”

(via alliegreenleaf)

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alliegreenleaf:

Best Selfies of 2013

I took 60% of these pictures you should hire me as your personal photographer

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alliegreenleaf:

I miss my friends

camping!!!!!!!!!!!! so soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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also she remodeled one of her bathrooms and she put this beautiful giant porcelain tub in and also the fanciest toilet I’ve ever seen like god the thing had a remote so you could put settings for the toilet seat temperature and the strength/temperate/direction of the bidet and it was self-cleaning and had a million sensors and I tell you what last night my tush was very happy for that warm seat because I was freezing

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last night I went to passover seder at my cousin’s house and it was so nice she made sure there were tons of vegan things so I could eat and I drank a bunch of wine and I talked to everyone and we all got so sleepy so early but it was so much fun and then donna and I went and talked for a while about the family (my dad doesn’t really talk to anyone in the family so I don’t know really anyone on his side so donna fills me in where she can) and life and then I passed out and slept so well and this morning the sun came in through the skylight so I woke up with the sun and it was wonderful I’m in such a good mood

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thrintagecats:

medievaldogs:

Piero della Francesca: Augustinian Nun (1454)

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carlesmanson:

what’s the point of having friends if no one is going to answer your middle the night phone calls about your teeth 

sorry friend I was asleep early if you still want to talk about your teeth I can be a reassuring fake dentist

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Anonymous asked: a whale's penis is called a dork


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foxnewsofficial:

thank u

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